Reason #8311: It’s not like heterosexual marriage has been done exceedingly well.

Reason #5278: Heterosexuals don’t want to be shown up on how to do a successful marriage based on actual love.

Reason #3443: It’s not going to alter the amount of marriageable men/women. These people still wouldn’t marry you, they just would just finally be able to marry who they want.

Reason #3852: Homosexuals should be allowed the chance to go through the same hell heterosexual marriages go through *

*for the cynics against all forms of marriage.